she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
There's always time for handjobs
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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