I didn't shave. On purpose
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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