My liver just broke up with me...
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
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I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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