Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
accomplished twins. life is a go
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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