i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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