Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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