Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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