She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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