Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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