Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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