We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Randomize