too bad you live with your parents still
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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