writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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