Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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