she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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