she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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