She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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