why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
