They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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