i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
All the doctor said was why
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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