somebody snuck up and got me drunk
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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