If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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