you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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