another moral hangover. fuck.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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