You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
