Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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