I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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