Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
