apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
