At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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