If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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