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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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