We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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