dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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