just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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