doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
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we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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