Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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