But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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