Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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