Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
FUCK WHALES
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