Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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