Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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