I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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