So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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