idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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