Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
wow bdsm is so cute
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