No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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