Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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