Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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