Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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