he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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