Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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