when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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