..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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