at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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