I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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