Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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